Committing many un-crimes — thebadwulff: irisviel101: lady-charinette: ...

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thebadwulff: “irisviel101: “lady-charinette: “ mango-pickle: “ bole-chudiyan: “ didyouputyournameinthegob: “ cipher-dorito: “ meledol84: “ menfenced: “ darkwingatlarge: “i was a fuckin ace at space cadet ” Anyone else spent a good 3-4 years clicking...
darkwingatlarge

i was a fuckin ace at space cadet

menfenced

Anyone else spent a good 3-4 years clicking random boxes in minesweeper until you died because you had no idea how it worked and didn’t realize the game had instructions?

meledol84

IT …HAD… INSTRUCTIONS????????

cipher-dorito

What???

didyouputyournameinthegob

IT HAD INSTRUCTIONS??

bole-chudiyan

what….what instructions?

mango-pickle

I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED PINBALL, NOT SPACE CADET!! ALSO, IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION PURBLE PLACE?????? THAT GAME LITERALLY DEFINED MY EARLY CHILDHOOD!

lady-charinette

……

Minesweeper had…


Instructions??

irisviel101

I died in Minesweeper all the time for no reason?

thebadwulff

SkiFree was always my enemy

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^ things you say when you are absolutely not stalking people in coffeeshops to eat their supernatural experiences and feel guilty about it

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