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Anyways I’m Mint/Argo He/Him
I post a lot of fandoms but I mostly rb stuff (and I do sexy ass art sometimes :3)
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ALTthree of the only tags I use that have a system is V cool! which mostly has visual art or writing, poetry, you get the gist, wizardblogging (self explanatory) and bops which has music :)
mcr blog: @life-in-the-murder-scene
beautifulcrownobserves asked:
You do have a tremendous amount of patience with all the little gremlins on this site.
neil-gaiman answered:
I guess I do. But you’d be amazed at how many questions I never get to answer.
season 4 of tma is crazy on first listen because jon wakes up from his coma and like, everyone is highly suspicious in regards to his remaining humanity, wondering if he's gone full monster, but all we hear is the tapes and he largely sounds pretty normal, like, for him? like all things considered?
and THEN you find out halfway through the season that he's been running around london finding random victims and nonconsensually slurping statements out of their brains, forcing them to live in their trauma every night, and you're like OHHHH. this is why he's been thinking about free will vs manipulation and humanity vs. monsterhood every fucking episode. the clues were there all along.
^ things you say when you are absolutely not stalking people in coffeeshops to eat their supernatural experiences and feel guilty about it
norman brannon making me cry on this sunday night like the fucking king he is. (thank u @jdmara for alerting me to this)
Okay, I couldn’t resist doing both of my favorite trios from the hermits and yogs for Week 4 of the Hermitcraft Design Challenge event!! What started as an Outfit+Species swap kinda turned into a roleswap the more I doodled stuff— something about simultaneously torturing Ben with being a watcher and torturing Mumbo with being both a demigod AND a lumian… I dunno, I had a lot of fun with this one hehe
i know 196 is a reddit thing but like. what does it mean. what do those numbers represent
r/196 is (was?) the successor subreddit to r/195.
r/195 was just a place for some roomates to post memes, and it was named after their apartment number. There was only one rule: if you visit the sub, you must make a post before leaving. The sub eventually grew in popularity, the original members couldn't keep up with the demands of moderating it, and they closed it down. Soon after, r/196 was born and eventually far outgrew its progenitor.
r/196 also kind of just organically grew into a left-leaning, LGBTQ+ positive space. This was possibly helped because at the start, the only available user flair (a little phrase or icon that appears by your username on posts and comments) was "trans rights".
oh my god the king of norway from 1046 to 1066 harald iii aka hardrada hi thank you so much welcome to tumblr in the year 2023
Thank you, my thane, for the kind welcome! If only the rest of my subjects were as loyal as lathiat! Truly all that other vikings know today is how to polish their armor and drink mead. They can't even navigate by the stars or raid a monastary!
hahaha! *quickly glances at harald iii of norway's wiki*
couldnt be me! im extremely loyal and i love invading places for my king! *wipes sweat from my forehead*
when i saw this tag i was like what the fuck are you talking about. harald iii of norway was gay? why didnt i see that? until i realized you meant r/196
Neither of these are real elements and the n isnt even capitalized they literally could have fone silicon and francium im so fucking mad right now
gung
Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.
When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.
“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”
“NO! One two three!”
“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”
“Noooooo!”
Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”
Tags from @windyvalleyzone
on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”
my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time
slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
trying to find something out so please rb and give your opinion on these cookies specifically in the tags
i think i’m gonna crochet a lacy doily that says “FUCK” because i need to channel this overworked retail employee rage into something
you thought I was kidding, didn’t you
Gotta say, this is incredibly satisfying.
Back on my bullshit
Just need to finish the edging and blocking!
